Go Max R3tard™
Some people just can’t look away. Scamdace is batshit crazy. Go Max, Retard... Go Max.
Inspired by the internet’s most over the top conspiracy rabbit holes, this design is pure satire for those who appreciate sarcasm, memes, and fearless commentary. Whether you think it’s hilarious, outrageous, or both, this shirt is guaranteed to get people talking.
Printed on premium quality apparel and available exclusively from The DUM Show, because sometimes the best response to crazy… is to laugh at it.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Size guide
| |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST TO FIT (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
25 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
25 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
26 ¼ |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
26 ⅞ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
27 ½ |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
28 ⅛ |
| |
SHIRT LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST TO FIT (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
63.5 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
65 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
66.6 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
68.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
69.9 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
71.4 |
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