Go Max R3tard™
Some people just can’t look away. Scamdace is batshit crazy. Go Max, Retard... Go Max.
Inspired by the internet’s most over the top conspiracy rabbit holes, this design is pure satire for those who appreciate sarcasm, memes, and fearless commentary. Whether you think it’s hilarious, outrageous, or both, this shirt is guaranteed to get people talking.
Printed on premium quality apparel and available exclusively from The DUM Show, because sometimes the best response to crazy… is to laugh at it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
Size guide
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
US SIZES |
EU SIZE |
UK SIZE |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
18 ½ |
25 ¼ |
6-8 |
36-38 |
10-12 |
7 ¾ |
| M |
20 |
26 |
10-12 |
40-42 |
14-16 |
8 ¼ |
| L |
22 |
26 ¾ |
14-16 |
44-46 |
18-20 |
8 ¾ |
| XL |
24 |
27 ½ |
18-20 |
48-50 |
22-24 |
9 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
28 ¼ |
22-24 |
52-54 |
26-28 |
10 ¼ |
| 3XL |
28 |
29 |
26-28 |
56-58 |
30-32 |
10 ¾ |
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (cm) |
SHIRT LENGTH (cm) |
US SIZES |
EU SIZE |
UK SIZE |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
47 |
64.1 |
6-8 |
36-38 |
10-12 |
19.7 |
| M |
50.8 |
66 |
10-12 |
40-42 |
14-16 |
21 |
| L |
55.9 |
68 |
14-16 |
44-46 |
18-20 |
22.2 |
| XL |
61 |
69.9 |
18-20 |
48-50 |
22-24 |
24.1 |
| 2XL |
66 |
71.8 |
22-24 |
52-54 |
26-28 |
26 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
73.7 |
26-28 |
56-58 |
30-32 |
27.3 |
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