This graphic is a sharp, satirical jab at media hysteria, mocking the manufactured panic over a so-called “Trump Recession.” Featuring a cartoonishly grinning Donald Trump in front of a plunging stock chart, the design highlights the absurdity of blaming a recession on Trump for a fabricated, three-day event from 4/7/25 to 4/9/25. A flaming meteor and a crazed chicken clutching cash add to the parody, symbolizing the overblown, apocalyptic media narrative. The bold headline “I Survived THE TRUMP RECESSION” mocks the dramatics, exposing the whole thing as just another round of fake news dressed up as economic reporting.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
| |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
Skip to content
