Go Max R3tard™
Some people just can’t look away. Scamdace is batshit crazy. Go Max, Retard... Go Max.
Inspired by the internet’s most over the top conspiracy rabbit holes, this design is pure satire for those who appreciate sarcasm, memes, and fearless commentary. Whether you think it’s hilarious, outrageous, or both, this shirt is guaranteed to get people talking.
Printed on premium quality apparel and available exclusively from The DUM Show, because sometimes the best response to crazy… is to laugh at it.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
BODY WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
17 ½ |
| S |
28 |
19 |
| M |
29 |
20 ½ |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
BODY WIDTH (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
44.5 |
| S |
71.1 |
48.3 |
| M |
73.7 |
52 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
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